You know the sort of place - the neon sign proclaiming 'Open' doesn't beckon to customers as much as it fizzles and blinks intermittently; the beer taps, rather than issuing the nectar of the gods in a fine, forceful stream sputter and cough; and the bathrooms... the less said about them, the better.

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